The more things change, the more they remain pointless.
Many guys have been doing this for years.
Animal activist wants to 'live like a pig'
Your education dollars at work.
It costs an awful lot more for E. T. to phone home these days.
Christmas 2004: 'Tis the season to be plastic.
Nips and tucks a snip on gift lists 
Have a nice, happy trip.
In 2004, you've got to believe.
Support your favorite cause.
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They started with five snow globes.
http://www.elizabethdemaray.com/pages/snow.html
Unfortunately, bidding has ended for these. Our loss.
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Everyone likes a nice sweater as a Christmas gift. Instead, get someone one of these.
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Welcome to Christmas 2004.
Santa Barred From Skydiving Near Disneyland
Somehow this seems fair.
Booked motorist reports police
Not quite the holiday spirit we're looking for.
Giant Grinch Replaces Christmas Exhibit
Another story of bad HMOs.
You've got to keep on reaching for the stars.
College pals finish goal of drinking in every state in the union
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think
of
to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier
and
even ruder.
John,in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the
freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in
his behavior, the bird continued:
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I wonder why the courts get logged with cases.
Law allows cats to attack dogs
An animal identity crisis.
| Dog Who Longed for Puppies Nurses Kittens |
Santa Claus has become an activist.
Santa chains himself to Buckingham Palace
Finally, something good about your health care plan.
Chocolate may hold cure for coughs
SANDWICH UPDATE: The Virgin Mary is going gambling.
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Finally, we have the answer.
Scientists discover 'couch potato gene'
They'll find someone who appreciates their work.
Swedes Beam Poetry Into Outer Space
Our long national nightmare is over.
What a long, strange trip it's been.
They should have the Santas battle department store shoppers.
Christmas is coming, and there's nothing like protection for the head.
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It's too late to buy this, but... you'd better watch out.
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Do not panic; see previous item.
Lard shortage imperils British festive treats
It's time for a burger. See?
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