The more things change, the more they remain pointless.
Hit kitties for hire.
Town employs cats to fight rats 
And it usually turns out like this.
Man Sets Home Ablaze Burning Wife's Pants
Guys will go to any lengths to impress women.
Cops: Man Stages Invasion to Impress Wife
Something smells in Traverse City.
Skunks Invade Downtown Mich. Neighborhood
Live and let live? Or not.
Once again students, keep reaching for the stars.
I hope it doesn't take years off ....oh, never mind.
108-Year-Old Man Starts Smoking Again
Another unofficial poll.
Bush Leads ... in Sales of Canned Beans
The new cars are out.
Everyone loves challenging games of skill. But try this one anyway.
http://napoleon.xidus.net/findmonkey/
QUESTIONABLE TASTE DEPARTMENT: Butt is it art?
Worthwhile causes which they try to keep down always turn up in election years.
Tired of Atkins? Want to be a TRUE American?
All the kids love trading cards.
http://www.cdc.gov/global/cards.htm
Nailed.
Tremble Before the Might of the Mad Tacker!
Sure, that's what THEY say..
Mo. Man Legally Changes His Name to 'They'
Kitty appears to have had issues.
Woman Looking for Cat Finds Fake Grenade
Terrorism has no boundaries. Or size restrictions.
Big bra sparks hunt for heavy crooks
Who says there are no more celebrity role models?
New Book Salutes Otis the Town Drunk
When all of your friends have long distance plans with you.
Kentucky needs to bring the traffic back to the sidewalks where it belongs.
Town overrun with old people on scooters
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It looks like the Britney Spears marriage is going to work out. What do you give someone on their 60th hour? A spittoon?
Child rearing can get messy.
A little help fer ye land lubbers.
http://talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
He's always the last to know.
Reports of my death were exaggerated, man says
Just wondering...the next time the players and owners from the NHL have a meeting, can they let that Texas Rangers pitcher sit in?
Start yer weekend holiday parrrrrrrties now.
http://talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Here's a good way to start your Christmas shopping early.
http://www.kropserkel.com/godfather.htm
Fifty people have actually bid on this.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5520325723
He wanted to beat the traffic?
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Barry Lank's Teeny Tiny Brain
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