The more things change, the more they remain pointless.
This was bound to happen.
http://www.goldenpalace.com/grilledcheese/welcome.php
Have you ever thought YOU were lonely?
The Justice League will hear of this.
These kids today.
94-Year-Old Woman Loses Lottery Request
Happy New Year...drop in anytime.
http://www.local6.com/holidays/4026473/detail.html
A wintertime fashion statement.
Earbags prove popular fashion accessory
It can't hurt anything to ask.
http://www.geocities.com/fredink/million.htm
The buck stops in the bathroom.
Deer Breaks Into Store, Visits Bathroom
The Christmas shopping experience on E-Bay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=3947493900
Santa Claus had a tough year in Florida.
You know times are tough when dwarves are getting downsized.
Costs force Snow White to cut dwarf numbers
New Years is right around the corner, and you'll need a new calendar.
http://www.afrma.org/sales/calendar.htm
Even Santa needs a few extra bucks now and then.
Wrong idea? Ya think?
Market May Pull Microwaveable Stuffed Toys
Christmas is all about the kids.
http://www.teachersource.com/direct/48770
Nothing says Merry Christmas more than the gift of vermin.
Who knew you have to jump through a few hoops to adopt a rat?
Need a last minute Christmas gift? Baaaaa, humbug.
Goat Is a Popular Gift With Britons
A lot more people than you think are unhappy with the media these days.
Deer Barges Into N.C. Newspaper Office
Uhhh....anybody missing anything?
Man fined for hiding his salami 
CHRISTMAS 2004 UPDATE: Santa Claus has been mugged.
Teen gang beats up Santa Claus
Car wash work has been outsourced to Mars.
Mystery Martian cleans US space buggy
Cows Anonymous.
Iowa Bovines Enjoy Beer-Spiked Feed
The latest million dollar item on E-bay.
So crooks get Excedrin headaches.
Armed robber steals headache tablets
Canadian monopoly.
Board Game Lets Players Run Marijuana Farm
They have research centers in Los Angeles.
China crowns Miss Fantastic Plastic
They're mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore.
Feral reindeer hit Brisbane suburbs pre-Xmas
Not the Christmas spirit we're looking for.
Drunk Salvation Army Bell Ringer Arrested
Questionable ways to recycle.
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Barry Lank's Teeny Tiny Brain
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Borowitz Report
Dave Barry's Official Website
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Sherman's Lagoon
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